Hey guys! Typical Little Kid here!

Most everyone knows by now that I always go on...and on...and on...and on and on and on. Well, I'm sorry, but I have a lot to say again. So this thread will be pretty long, excuse me for that please. But first, I'm going to go search "funny pictures" on Google! Why am I making that weird, weird, weird, weird face?



...Okaaaaayyy! Nevermind, this won't be long at all! In fact, this is the end right here! Those pictures left me speechless. I think I'm done with the internet for the day!

Google has officially shut me up. <.>

Cyberbullying solution:
1. Shut down your computer
2.Once you're off of your computer, you'll realize that all this time, you didn't have a life
3. You can now go get one

Hope I helped all "victims!" Logic: it's an amazing thing and get this: you can use it! How cool is that?

When you're being bullied physically, that's the only occasion where telling an adult is necessary. However, when you're being verbally, you know who you need to tell? Yourself. You need to tell yourself to stop being so butthurt over what people have to say to you. Sure, you can tell an adult, but in the end, all the adult can do is stop the bully, but they can't change the fact that you're hurt from the words. Only you can change that. Plus, when you become an adult, some people will still say rude things to you because the world is full of jerks. What adult will you tell then? Because YOU'RE an adult and you'll be expected to know how to handle bullying yourself by then, so you might as well teach yourself how to be strong now.

Words mean absolutely nothing. I've said it before, I'm saying it again and I will say it in every bullying post to come. All they're doing is shooting a noise at you that someone made up. If you think about it, that's all words are. Noises coming out of your mouth that someone made up. And you have the ability to take the pain they're shooting at you and dodge it because happiness because you simply don't care about what anyone has to say is a choice. Don't try to change the bully, that's difficult, change yourself.

Hey guyssssss!!!!!

Typical Teenage Girl here. Today, I want to expressh my love for 1D! I LOVE 1D OK!! <<Clearly, there should've been a comma and question mark instead of an exclamation mark, but I'm not very good with shentenches deshpite me graduating high scshool shoon. Anyway, I will remind you over and over again that I love em!

Everyday, I listen to like....like...like....like.....like.....like.............ALL of their songssss! Excuse me for putting an extra amount of the same letter at the end of words. It'sh becaushe I'm dumb.

And I listen to all of their songs on REPEAT!!

My whole room ish 1D content.

My whole HOUSHE is One Direction shtuff! Like you can't even walk on anything without shtepping on something 1D related!


I wear One Direction shirts!

I wear One Direction pantsh!

I wear One Direction UNDERWEAR!

(Even though these doofuses are just rich strangers) I'd catch a greeenaaade for thum! I'd throw my hand..head...hand...head...?....ON A BLAADE FOR THUUM! I'D JUMP IN FROOONT OF A TRAIN FOR THEM! OH OH OH OH OHHH! I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN! TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIIIN! YESH I WOULD DIE FOR THUM, BABIIAAAYS! But they wouldn't do the same because they don't know me so I should stop dedicating my life to them. But "should" doesn't mean "will!"

*Insert One Direction fangirl reference you wouldn't understand here*

Oh, did I tell you I met them the other day?! AND I WAS JUST CRYING FOR NO REASHON! I cry everyday about OneD! I AM AN EMOTIONAL MA-girl OK!

When I see people who aren't a One Direction member I'm like.....ewwuh! It's sho grossuh! I hate when I see people who aren't apart of One Direction, I really do.

Why do people have to be bad?

Look, this is a game, ok? Don't think that this is a priority. Your education is far more important. If a break is needed, everyone will be cool with that and won't consider you a "loser."

A few people on here mention WWE quite frequently, so let's talk about WWE, shall we? Shh, we shall, I don't care about your approval.


...Oh god, what is happening? The first thing I see is men in dirty diapers doing whatever that is. I guess this is what wrestling is to them. Getting in dirty diapers and grabbing each other in a weird way. And then the fans pay to see them in dirty diapers.


Now the crowd is paying to see them in dirty diapers, waste perfectly good fruit punch, and make a face that says "I really have to try hard to not poop my pants".

"
I dun't wuhnt tuh doo what my idealsh did, I wunt tuh doo more than they did! ON MY WAYYY, LOSHERSSSHHH!" Apparently, the definition of "doing more" is making out with every guy they see, even overage ones, getting REWARDED for that by becoming the longest reigning "divas" champion or whatever. (Because the belt wasn't defended) And then losing the title to a rookie and retiring after three years as "the greatest of all time". What a true legend.



So he's basically Santa. Santa is always watching you, kids.

That was weird.

^ The story of what every girl has said after talking to me.

No violence. K, got it.

The doctor said that it's swollen, but she just needed to take it easy for the rest of the day and she'll be fine. So when they left the doctor's office, Bailey took her to his house so she could lie down on his bed. Basically, he kidnapped her. He took good care of her as if she's a pet. They became really, really good friends. It was a very peaceful rest of the day for Dreamburst.

Except no. Sadie entered the house all the way from shut the hell up valley and saw them kissing. She got mad at Bailey for A. Kissing underage girls B. Sadie and him are in some fake online relationship, so Bailey was cheating. C. This is like the billionth girl Bailey has been secretely dating. And the 400,000th underage one. Sadie lifted up Dreamburst, bit her guts out and choked her to death. Bailey grabbed a chainsaw from out of his shirt that he doesn't wash and has been wearing for years nonstop and tried to stab Sadie with it. But no, like a boss, Sadie killed him by shooting him. The world suddendly ended. Every living thing on earth perished by uncontrollably banging their heads on walls until they bled to death. Blood and butts were everywhere.

I have absoutely no idea....what you're talking about.

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Why are you fools so negative?!! YA FOOLS!

I'm not "Negative", I'm Swag Daddy Ace.

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1/3 of y'all fools are negative! YA FOOLS!

Do you really know it's 1/3? Did you do any calculations? Did you estimate? Or are you just for some reason assuming that that's the accurate fraction?

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Negative leads to drama. YA FOOLS!!!

Ace's 2nd "wisdom" of the day: a certain attitude doesn't lead to drama, it's how you respond to it. Like how moods can't cause drama, commenting on them does. Responding leads to drama. So really, the only ones we have to blame for drama is ourselves because we always respond. If someone makes a certain post that is dramatic and no one replies, there would be no drama, would there?

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I want my voice to be heard. FOOOOOOOLS!!!

Your voice can't be heard on here. You communicate via typing, sorry to break it to you. No I'm not, I'm not sorry.

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Just because of something something small doesn't mean you have to be negative about it. Fools.

...You contradicted yourself in one sentence. You said to not be negative over something small, but you're being negative over others being negative, which is something small.

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ITSH A NEW DAY, YESH IT ISH!

Where I'm at, it's not a new day. The day is coming to an end.

Anyway, this post is about the comments on your mood, right? That wasn't negativity. You apparently are Lita. You apparently said you'll prove anyone who doubts you wrong. But I guess you doubt yourself...you said that AJ Lee is the best wrestler, so that means you don't have confidence that you're the best wrestler, which means you doubt yourself. So we weren't negative, we just pointed out what you said. That means you are the negative person for doubting yourself! O: Plot twist! And if you're tired, go to sleep. Not rocket science.

Wisdom aka speech you've been hearing for years:
It doesn't matter what you look like. You are truly beautiful. YOU ARE BEAUITIFUL! Sorry I keep repeating myself, I won't do it again. You are beautiful!!!
Two minutes later:

WHAT IS ON MY FACE?!! IT's a zit! I'm ugly, guys.

Lylance wrote on 5th September 2015 06:56 PM:

I feel this way when i can't defend my freind dice..

Actually, you can because you aren't being forced not to. However, if you proceed, action will be taken since Damen hasn't heard of these things called freedom of speech and being entitled to your own opinion.

XxBonwexX wrote on 5th September 2015 06:52 PM:

I love how all of you guys dislike posts of people complaining when you don't know what it feels like to be cyber bullied and bothered. You guys just disliked my post of me standing up for my friends. That proves how selfish you guys are. You guys are like tell ur friends to get away from her. You guys don't get it. SHE FOLLOWS US! SHE BOTHERS US! WE HAVE PROOF! WE TOLD A MOD BUT THEY DONT GIVE A CRAP CAUSE THEY ARENT DOING THERE JOBS RIGHT! GOD DAMN. YOU GUYS DONT GET IT. IF YOU GUYS WERE GETTING CYBER BULLIED LIKE US THEN YOU WOULD OF DONE THE SAME THING. WOULD U LIKE IT IF YOU GUYS HAD 15 PEOPLE FOLLOW U AND CYBER BULLY YOU AND KEEP FOLLOWING U SOME HOW! NO U WOULDNT YOU GUYS NEED TO WAKE UP! AND HELP US INSTEAD OF BEING MAD AT US FOR HAVING A PROBLEM. GOD DAMN. IM SICK OF PEOPLE DISLIKING MY POSTS FOR NO HELL OF A REASON. I WASNT BEING RUDE I HAD A COMPLAINT AND U GUYS JUST TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN FOR NO REASON. YOU GUYS ARE THE CYBER BULLIES NOT ME. EVEN ASK ALL MY FRIENDS IF I HAVE EVER CYBER BULLIED THEM. AND ITS IMPOSIBLE IF 15 PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING U FOR AN HOUR AND NOT GET TICKED OFF BY IT. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Just ignore them. It's simple. No, I wouldn't have done the same thing if I was cyberbullied, because I was and I didn't do that. What I'm trying to get more and more people to understand is that there is absolutely no reason to take anyone online seriously. Why? Because they're strangers. You don't like what they're saying. Why not? What bugs you about it? Does them saying kind words get you a million dollars? Does it make you achieve your dream? No, being liked by strangers doesn't give you any benefits just as much as being hated by them gives you no benefits. Smile, ignore, walk away. Problem solved.

http://forums.damenspike.com/view/49349/


My about me states that anyone who takes anything I say seriously is probably irritable. But why are they irritable? Multiple possibilities.



We've all heard the three words "we are all beautiful." Well actually, most of my life, I've been hearing the three words "kiss my ass", but I've heard "we are beautiful" too, as has everyone else, and that's a lie. Because we were told that everyone's beautiful and then...out pops Justin Bieber. They're irritable since they've been lied to.



That's also why they're irritable. It's possible for jerks like Donald Trump to become president. What the hell?! My bad, I should say nice things about everyone, including Donald Trump. No I'm not, I'm not sorry. What the hell?!


They're also irritable because people murder animals and then eat it, which they find evil.


"Irritable" isn't the only word I have to describe people who are too serious, but I won't say the rest of the words because there are innochent wittle kidsh on here.

I have a hard time concentrating on things that aren't in paragraphs, so I skimmed through this, but I still recieved the message. To me, bullying isn't a big deal unless they put your hands on you. People consistently make being bullied verbally out to be a big deal. And why? Because so many people are trying to teach people not to bully (which is stupid because it's difficult to control the behavior of anyone but yourself) instead of teaching you how to respond to it: by smiling and laughing it off.

I've said this on various occasions, but if you get an insult from someone and you laugh it off or smile like it's nothing, (which it is), you'll slowly but surely begin to not care what anyone has to say about you if it's negative. I don't think there is a need for "#stopbullying", but rather a need for "#stopcaringaboutwords". Because all they're doing is shooting useless words at you that someone MADE UP. And you have the ability to catch the bullet and throw it away. You don't benefit from them saying kind words to you. So I personally believe that if you want to cope with bullying, that's all there is to think about. There's no number 9.

None of them, you should date the Swag Daddies. I'm a Swag Daddy. I guess we should date! I will give you a hell of an experience.

So I'm in the worst situation you could ever imagine. I'm sad again but I won't cry or yell. I've cried and yelled a lot recently. I have a problem. Actually, let me rephrase that: I have many problems that even doctors can't wrap their heads around. But I have a certain problem that really upsets me.

That problem is people never taking me seriously even when I'm not joking.



http://forums.damenspike.com/view/47849/ I make an application for moderator and people are like


I make TWO posts saying that I'm serious and I need my life to be saved because people were seeing things differently than I do because they're not robots and I don't like that. And people are like


This is happening in real life too. And I don't want attention if that's what you think. I just want you to not make a joke out of me. If I wanted attention, why am I talking to strangers instead of a counselor?

What is there to not TAKE SERIOUSLY?!!! THIS IS DEVASTATING!!


You can't see my face, (or can you?...) so really, what's the joke?