It's not really them. The joke is that they show a picture of something weird or "ugly", and then they claim it's a user like they do in school. They point to a weird picture in Elementary School and sometimes Middle School and go "hey, it's you!"


But if someone does decide to show their real face, that's their personal decision.

In this episode of Ace the criticizer criticizes, Ace the criticizer criticizes a Youtuber. Some children ask me "Are you Onishion? You sheem to be addicted to him and you have a profile picture of him and da link shais "USERPHOTOS."...And you remind me of him and you mention him/show picturesh of him a lot. If you are him, why are you playing on a kidsh game?" Some say I try way too hard to be an Onision. Well, today, your Onision thoughts and comments will be relevant for once because I'm making a thread about (stupid) Onision quotes.

One minute, Onision is all like

The next minute, Onision is all like

Heheheheheheshehehe! No.


How does he know I'm "beautiful"? Am I being spied on? Is he a God? Is he Santa? I think we have a serious creep on our hands, ladies and gentlemen. By "gentlemen", I mean aggressivemen. Since when were men gentle? I'm talking to you, Chris Brown!


Just because you think you're right doesn't mean you're not wrong. *Puts on my "you have no comeback, do ya?" glasses*.

Such a logical person, yet such a dumb one.....says the person who's wasting life trying to entertain little kids online, which is really, really dumb.

Certain people consider their first name to be personal, and that's what I get out of this. You didn't know if it was ok to share your first name because you consider it to be a personal thing, and it's not something to apologize for. Apologies for not being comfortable with sharing something you find personal are not needed. It's perfectly fine to not want to share your name. That's why websites don't ask you to use your actual name when signing up. Going by your middle name is quite all right. Therefore, I don't forgive you because there was absolutely nothing to have been mad at you about to begin with.

Out of the five Onision accounts, UhOhBro, OnisionSpeaks, and Onision are the ones I most enjoy.

Hey guys.

Less than a month ago, I made a thread saying that I need you to save my life. You can check that out if you want. If you don't want to check it out, don't. Common sense is fun! http://forums.damenspike.com/view/48068/

I needed to be saved because people had different perspectives than I did. I still to this day need to be saved because that's still happening. And uhh...I'm sick of it. Yesterday, I thanked you guys for a reason that I don't even know and I said that I love you even though I don't know any of you. My appreciation was shown...and then what happens? I get like 2 dislikes in three weeks. And that's a looooooot of dislikes.

I'm heartbroken. Which come to think of it isn't possible because I never had a heart to begin with, but anyway. This is really, really cruel. Having your personal opinion?! Who DOES THAT TO SOMEONE? I'm sad and angry. Uggggh.

Like seriously, why would you sit back and be entitled to your own opinion?....What? I want infinite likes, no dislikes. I may get banned for making this thread, but I don't care, I have the right to have my own view on things.

I'm so disappointed in everyone for talking about some "-1". I know I'm twisting up what's happening and making it seem like I'm being hated when I'm not, but it's cruel either way. Stop this madness. Please.

If you think I'm joking, I never joke. That's why I always use serious things.

For example, here's a serious profile picture I used to have:


Here's a very serious meme I just used in my other thread from today:


Reach out your arm and save Big Daddy Ace.

So I've been recieving questions about whether or not one of my threads from yesterday was serious. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/49263/ *ahem*



Hey, today, I'm going to search for fangirls.

Let me say that again. Today, I'm going to search for fangirls...with the safe search on.


It doesn't say what this girl is fangirling about, but I bet it's over something small, because that's pretty much the only thing fangirling fangirls fangirl over. Something small.


"AHHHHH!!! WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?! WHAT...ARE THOSE? ARE THOSE WHISKERS?!...THEY ARE! #Fangirling! I'm going to go dress up as them now!"


Speaking of Dan and Phil (with whiskers) fangirls:

"I hoove nuu ideeuh where I'd be if I have nut found you. " You'd probably be nowhere....except for in school not being oddly obsessed and getting better grades because you wouldn't be spending the class daydreaming about drawing Phil without clothing.



That, ladies and gentlemen is how you know someone has a problem and are in denial. They start giving you synonyms.

Most fangirls or fanboys just give their entire life to the individual they're a fan of. *Sigh* that's a damn shame.

Interesting. Time for the application overload!

Lyra Heartstrings wrote on 2nd September 2015 09:26 PM:

thats sweet but i dont think you should take this THIS seriously
because if oldcp shut down FOREVER, you are doomed.
(no offence)

Thanks for being concered about me, but this whole account is only forentertainment purposes. Nothing more, nothing less.

Reading the first few comments on this thread. If you don't know why I'm saying that I'm reading some comments, read my about me.

Hey, this is Ace. Actually no, my mistake, I'm not Ace. According to Chelsey who apparently knows who I am, which is pretty damn creepy, I am some person named Greg.

Anyway, I'm posting about...*sob* I'm posting about how you guysh have alwaysh been dere for me. Alwaysh.


I'm sorry I'm tearing up..I just uhh...I'm just so happy that you've alwaysh been dere for me. Dey're tears of joy. I'm so happy I joined the DSGHQ! If it weren't for you, I would not be ALLLIVE!! Everything I have in my life is thanks to a game. As a matter of fact, my life itself is thanks to a game. I love you even though we're never met ever and I love you even though you could be an online predator. Thank you all. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! :') I've gotten so far. Actually, I haven't gotten very far, but shtill, love ya.


You are my world. And again, I wouldn't be in thish world if it weren't for you. (For a possible predator) I am proud to say that this game is my home because of you. That's why my teachers think I'm an idiet. I spend so much time on here that I consider it my home and I flunk all classes. No studying getsh done. I've learned so much from you! Well actually, the only thing I learned from you all is that you can be in a drama club online, but shtill, love ya!

<3333333333...I think I bwoke the button. THANK YOU! :')

I got a job at Chipotle at a rather recent occasion, and just in case you didn't know, we're serving up some big tacos and burritos made out of "time to have nonstop toilet explosions until 2017".


Honesty vs Truthfulness. I explain EVERYTHING, so just change my rank to Teacher.


This showed up for "honesty" as if "truth" and "honesty" are synonyms. Anyway, they're covering up their dirty face with "truth" written on their hands. I guess this loser is implying that having a bare upper body is a result of someone being truthful. Hopefully, their lower body is covered up if they're in public in front of cops.


That's what multitudinous females say when they put on an outfit. "Do I look good? Be honest! Don't try to be perfect!" Although, by telling you to be honest, they're not being honest themself. They don't want you to be honest, they want a compliment. If you say they don't look good, they'll have an emotional breakdown, as nearly everyone knows. If you don't want honesty, rephrase it. Instead, say "compliment me, ya doofus!" *Knocks on head and opens the door* Any brain in here? Why is this thing empty?



Yes you do. You have to remember to eat, you have to remember to take care of yourself, humans have to remember a lot of things.

Since we're on the subject of honesty, a lot of people throw around the word "honesty" without understanding the concept of it. They be honest and say "it's the truth." Honesty and truth are two different things. Being honest is sharing the way you genuinely feel rather than sugar coating it or saying something entirely different than how you truly feel. So it's an opinion, basically, and due to the fact that it's an opinion, people can disagree with it. Being truthful on the other hand is sharing facts. As in something that you don't just feel, but instead, something that has been proven accurate. Because it's been proven accurate, you can't just disagree with it unless you're biased and in denial.

Now click away or I'll cut off your arm off. No, I'm just joking, don't worry. No, I'm not

What is my power? Well, I don't exactly have a power. However, my face does, and what that power is is scaring people.

These type of threads make people feel jeawous and weft out. All of us are great users of DSGHQ. Regardless, this was nice and I'm glad I am entertainingly negative. (truthful) Thanks for that.

One of my family members broke my mirror after I scared them about bloody mary.

The major thing I do is improv comedy, (the short definition of that is comedy without a script), so that's a portion of why my about me says that I don't have any/much time for this on certain days. For the time being, that's what I want to continue doing as it's really fun. I may or may not do that in the long-term. If not, I don't know what I'll be doing. Guess I have to see where time goes.

Quick solution:
1. Turn off your computer
2. Now that that's done, you can go do something productive with your life.
Simple logic that some don't use makes me laugh.

Or if you don't want to turn off your computer, you can just deal with it. Sure, you can just snitch, but that doesn't change the fact that cyberbullying is still everywhere online and without turning off your computer, you can't get away from it if you're on social media. As I've said, anyone who hates on you is simply upset about their life and tries to make you feel horrible to make themself feel better. That's why it's good to say "bless you" to you a bully of complaining and feeling sorry for yourself. So what if some strangers calls you a name? EVERYONE does. Everyone. But no matter what anyone says, let alone some stranger, your perspective on yourself and your life is in your hands, not anyone else's. Smile and laugh it off if someone tries to hurt you. It works, I assure you. People are only so dramatic and insecure about bullying because they don't teach themselves to suck it the hell up and be strong.