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Posted in Forgiveness • 1st September 2015, 05:28 PM

Trap Associate Abu wrote on 1st September 2015 05:22 PM:
Good post . GG on the pics too
Box Head Adawg wrote on 1st September 2015 05:24 PM:
Ace has saved my life with his Logic.
Some of the pictures weren't showing up, so if you viewed this before I fixed it, I fixed it.
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Posted in Forgiveness • 1st September 2015, 05:20 PM


Forgiveness. The word that basically defines school relationships. You "break up", (I say "break up" in quotes because school relationships aren't genuine), you talk about some "we are never ever everr...getting back together!", and then you forgive each other and get back together.


If someone doesn't forgive you, don't act like that. Count your damn blessings because if you don't count your damn blessings, you'll regret not caring about your blessings. Soon, you may not have any blessings because karma is a jerk.
Basically, this is saying "I forgive you....yeah...no, I don't".


If you forgive someone, you no longer despise or disrespect them. So this person is an idiot. Sitting here throwing the word "forgiveness" around without understanding the concept of it. But hey, at least they're sane, unlike somebody.



Yeah, I'm insane, feel sorry for me. Wait, that's what 13-year-old girls especially on social media are supposed to say, not me.
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Posted in Compliment each other • 31st August 2015, 08:39 PM

I don't have a lot of time on my hands, but I wanted to try to post something, so since I don't have a lot of time, I'm creating a quick game. Actually, I didn't create it.

Good luck with coming up with something good about me.

Compliment the person above you. Usually, my threads are negative insults, (as if there is such a thing as positive insults), so if you want positivity for once, here you go.

On the second thought, this isn't a game, but the things people on here consider games are not games, so this is a game.

Go! Make each other's day, night, or whatever time of the day it is for you.
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Posted in Criticism/cannibalism • 31st August 2015, 05:05 PM


I know what you're thinking. "Wow. You piece of crap, we all know where this is going. You're going to show quotes about criticm and then make fun of them." Well, not really. Actually, yes really. Same old crap. Always. Either that or you're wondering why you clicked on this.


How come Albert Einstein shows up on Google for quotes about every subject ever? And why did he always say useless things?


Apparently, Bill Cosby doesn't want to please everyone. That explains his face.


That face certaintly does not please everyone. It doesn't please anyone. At all.


According to this Zig Zig Pig, taking a bite out of someone leads to success. From the looks of it, he's perhaps interested in cannibalism....

Good to know there's actually someone in existence who's more psychotic than myself.
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Posted in "Lol"so"true":School • 30th August 2015, 07:20 PM


Since most of you are going back to school very soon, like tomorrow, or in a week, or are already back, let's talk about that. (school)


Dear Summer,
No, I am not always thinking about you. Why not? Because I'm not a creep. Yes, I am.
Plus, I no longer have to do schoolwork.
You suck,
-Ace


Well, all summer is is just a cycle of "Youtoolbe, Netflex, yay!" And then you end up getting fat due to no excercise. Teenager life.


Ok, so, I guess being an idiot together is all that matters.


Who keeps putting "lol" on these? I don't need anyone telling me when to laugh. You are not the writer of a play I'm acting in, you are not my mom, and you are not my master. Anyway, even dumb-dumbs need confidence, right?

School isn't that bad. All you have to do is go there and do work for several hours, go home, do more work for several hours, finish your work, complain about tomorrow where you have to do more work, go to bed and have nightmares about you doing work, and repeat. Yeah, it's that bad. (*Waits* for the "Actually, I'm exchited for shcool!" Comments. Even though I don't read the comments...What?)

Have fun being imprisoned, kids! No good luck wish.
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Posted in Snailschat Mod Application • 30th August 2015, 05:46 PM

Good luck with becoming a Snailschat moderator. The only thing you moderate is the amount of juice that Sarah spills, so if you become a moderator of the game, it would be a great, new experience.
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Posted in Dumb Deep Poems • 30th August 2015, 03:35 PM


In this episode of Ace bashes everything, Ace bashes deep poems.


If you can fall to depression, you can climb to happiness. By the way, I feel really bad. Here's the thing though: nnnno I don't. This person must've also fell to stupidity because they're making a poem about their depression instead of getting help.



Good poem. Wait, that's not a poem. By the way, that's how I felt when I was a little kid (I still mentally am) and tried to play hide and seek. I'd hide and then the person I'm playing with didn't even try to find me. They just started eating. I wanted to be found like this person. It was a really hard time in my life.



No, I can't hear you calling, probably because I have my headphones on ignoring you because you're whining.

My poem:
I hear the kids screaming
Because my face is in there presence
and it's scarier than Tess
What a bunch of stupid peasants
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Posted in I Need a GF • 30th August 2015, 12:47 PM

Name: You can see it
Age:
Reason why I'd be a good girlfriend: I'd give you the experience of a lifetime.
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Posted in Love everywhere. Eww • 29th August 2015, 08:20 PM

Excuse me for the misleading category. You won't find me entertaining unless you find people with no soul entertaining, (probably because you don't have one either), but I am a misleading guy, y'know? Well, we're all misleading. We go from "Hi! I'm happy!" To "I'm mad, get the hell away from me, now."


Love quotes. I hate love and like I said, I want to obliterate my "loved" badge and throw it into a sea of nothingness, but love is a positive thing and I want to focus on something positive for once. And probably make it negative. Just call me Negative Nancy.


I don't. I can't imagine the terror of waking up with the same person EVERY SINGLE DAY. Oh yeah, I can, I have a sister. Ugh



Well, that's pretty goddamn creepy!

This person is supposedly attracted to little things. "Is that a hand movement?!...I love you!!!"


Actually, to me, the fact that so many people obsess over one individual is quite humorous, not sad.

I could make this longer but I don't like talking about love for that long. Hashir and I just became best friends, I guess.
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Posted in Live TV gone wrong! • 29th August 2015, 03:00 PM


Live TV gone wrong. This will be exceendingly amusing. For at most zero of you.


Apparently, WWF Wrestler Owen Hart had a harness on and he was being lowered to the WWF Ring. Or WWF Wing. Or WWF Dingaling. Whatever it's called. Anyway, from what I heard, the harness snapped, he fell 78 feet, hit his head and died. Or was it 74 feet? Stupid numbers.


Here's Justin Bieber on the Ellen Degeneres show thingama thing. Hey, never forget this, guys: if you ever host a show and Justin Bieber appears on it, that means your show has gone horribly wrong.


Apparently, a magician "accidentally" killed his own wife during a magic act using a chainsaw. So since magicians kill, magicians are evil, I guess. Have nice nightmares, kids!

If your dream is to be a magician, I suppose that means your dreams are evil.
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Posted in New Arrival Party • 29th August 2015, 12:24 PM

Or everyone can just greet her and make her feel welcomed. No one else who joins gets any parties
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Posted in Focusing on Real Life • 28th August 2015, 08:38 PM

Hey, if people want to be dumb and be online for that long, let them. We can't really tell each other how to live.
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Posted in Crying over abuse wont stop it • 28th August 2015, 07:46 PM

Hey, if you can find a thread of mine where I actually discuss something happy, you win all of my very low amount of gold!....Ok, to all two people left, hi!



Ok, so there's a "stop child abuse" campaign. How come there's no "stop animal abuse" campaign about this?:

Animals are being killed just so people can turn them into sausage and put them on their filthy, rotten neck like they're a necklace. Look at this, that's just horrible. Nnnnot really! Look at this! Look at thisss!!



Oh yeah, the abuser totally can't see any pain, fear, or sadness in their eyes. They totally don't know what they're doing! "Hey, let me just beat you, you won't hate it, right? :D" Of course they see the fear in their eyes. Like come on. Idiot



I guess child abuse and child spoiling is getting mixed up somehow. Like come on, there's a difference. Idiot


Child abuse is a horrible thing. NNNNot really But crying about child abuse or any other abuse or everyone signing a petition saying "stop child abuse" isn't going to solve the problem. I mean, how many people who say "stop child abuse" actually try to do something about it? Even if they did try, how would they be able to succeed at stopping it? Just how it is, my dear frie-strangers.
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