“Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. Okay you know what? Fine I will order some burgers on Doordash. I don’t care if its a waste of money or if just I’m just gonna regret buying it anyway. If I don’t buy it I’m going to have to eat those lousy microwave dinners and I don’t want to do that. I wanna waste valuable money on something I’m just gonna poop out all the same. God I hate myself!” - Søren Kierkegaard, probably

Regret is only made when you focus on things you could've done and not things you can do. The feeling of uselessness is profoundly unsatisfying. The feeling that anything you do is in vain. It's not always the case though. Do or do not, all that matters is that you do what you think will make you the best you can be in this world.

Order some chinese food too please