Hi you guys!

Today was about Archie. R.I.P to him, he will be missed. It was also about Shrek apparently eating Hashir. So I wanted to share the story of Shrek and how Hashir was eaten.

So, firstly, Shrek looks like this:

His ears are cut broccoli.

Shrek was born in Shrekville. His parents liked the town very much, to the point where they named him after it. Everyone who lives there are barefoot, large aliens. He got a job when he was only 8 years old. He was working at "work at a pizza place" on Roblox. Life was good for him. But his mother got tired of his so-called "nonsense", and because he didn't get a real job, she sent him away. A real job in her eyes is vacuuming in the "vacuum factory" (her room) and then getting paid a sponge and dirty dish. She could've done that herself, but I can't blame her for thinking "WOW! This feels great. Like, look at all this work I could be doing right now! Good thing I have minions, I mean kids now."

But yeah, Shrek never did his "job", which wasn't a real job, and his real job, the pizza place was a cool, real job. So, she sent him out into the wild for not obeying her demands. Thirty five billion years later, Shrek met a women named Fiona. Fiona became Prince Fiona, and Shrek became Princess Shrek. The OldCP prince's and princesses were inspired by this. Fiona looks like this.

Her ears on the other hand are green beans.

Since they were in the wild, they met a Donkey, and decided that he from now on belongs to them without his consent. Shrek had no actual food in the wild, so he started eating penguins. And that's pretty much how the rest of life went for him.

Have a great day! Do something great today.