Today I was playing Agar.io on the experimental server, it was just a normal day. I had recently split into two cells, one having 90 mass, the other having 150. I saw some guy that was in three cells; with each being 200, 300, and around 450. I was merging back when I saw some guy on the top right of me with about 2000 mass, and I saw a team of Origins on my left with 4000 each. I fully merged back together and I ate the 200 mass. What I didn't know is that both the guys from the left and the right wanted to eat all of me and the other guy. I was almost to the 300 and 450, when one of the origins spaced, and so did the guy from the right. I had plunged myself toward the 300 + 450 quickly, as I knew I would die. I had only 350 mass, whilst the others had at least 7x more than I did.

I guess the guy I was trying to eat panicked, so he went towards the middle, and I ate him whole. The Origin split twice, but the 2000 split first, and all of them threw themselves at me as fast as they could. I ended up surviving... when I ate some of the 2000 after he split towards me, and then I ate the origin guy, or at least most of him. What saved my life was that 900 mass from that dude, with the other people splitting twice, giving me about 1/4 to 3/4 mass each. I ended up having 200.... to 6000 five seconds later. I guess that must be a record of the fastest time earning mass by yourself, not teaming. So, the origins trried to follow me and eat me, and eventually, I bhit a virus with EVERYONE against me, and one of my halves was eaten. I was hit by ANOTHER virus, and was fully killed by origin and his team who found the other origin after being killed.

How I was surprised was that I earned all of that mass... in 1 minute. The whole thing went down in about 6 seconds. I ended up dying 6 minutes later. What a game.

So that's my story about becoming #1 the fastest. I wish I could show you a video, gif, or my results, because it was pretty awesome if you could see it. Anyways, I'd love to hear your story. This is one of my favorite games to play (oldcp is number 1 ofc), and it is just so entertaining. I wish I could play more of everything, but my schoolwork is huge. Anyways, thanks for reading, as I said, I would love to hear your stories! Bye!

So, for the army, we need to be prepared. We need not just spies, but people who will wander around with a beta hat on so they will look like they are new, and no one will suspect a thing.

For the battles and war, we need skilled people. We don't just need to train them, we need positions and fleets. Fleets would be used so that if we all go at once and die, then that'd be bad. We need a second and third fleet so if our first one fails or must surrender, then the others can take a shot by charging right in. The War commander would tell the war knights and knights/armed users to charge in the room AFTER someone has found out to be in there. They would only attack if evil was there, or many were there. Only the first fleet/wave would go, and only someone brave enough without a weapon could go look.

We need more power, so more knights are suggested. We need more experienced people, so we would need to train all the time if not patrolling. The idea is for half of the army online to patrol, and the other half/quarter or whatever to be training swords/guns (guns on training server), but you would need to bounce people in the training jr to have it easier. (Meaning locking the room.) The ones patrolling will need to keep an eye out, and never be brb unless they must leave for importance. There should be a co-commander and assistants so if there is ever a time in need, then we are ready.

For the 10 suicide bombers, we need some who are very good at throwing snowballs accurately so they can do it quickly and efficiently. They must be willing to die, but it must not be one who carries a weapon.

For gunmen, we need man who will not be cowards, and they must be unkown. We need 3 spies so we can have them on often. They will findout plans, but only when told to. The shall betray each one by one if in private. With the leader of the Army of Mickey, whomever it is, they shall collect information by gaining trust and acting like the blackhawks. We need to bring back some of the black hands since they were experienced, trusted, and are said to be blackhawks. They would not be black hands anymore, but spies. Those would be the ones to "betray" the empire, but do anything to save their empire. 3 of The Dead/Alive Blackhands that are responsible and defensive enough shall be the spies, because no one shall suspect it be the black hands.

Plans for fighters. They will be trained accordingly to their skills. For what skill they have, they will focus on one tactic.

There should be positions that come in to guide the army:

Army Leader (Not the commander): He is the one who charges in first and tells where to go in battles if possible. He shall work on plans also.

Commander: He shall arrange the army, and will help the leader lead.

Soldiers:The soldiers will be need, 3 waves/fleets filled with 30 penguins each. The Command will put them in place.

Spies: Those will be the black hands or those trusted with the responsiblilty of betraying both sides in the name of the empire. They must act mature, and never fight as a spy.

Fleet leaders: The fleet leaders shall be the ones to guide the army to victory in their fleet/wave of army.

Tactical soldiers: A Specific amount of soldiers shall focus on one tactic, whatever it shall be.

There should be positions specified, and more. As you know, this is not official, just suggested. I hope this can be used and improved in the future for the victory of Oldcp.

Hello. As you can see, there are often problems with people in jail. Some don't know who they were arrested by, or when they got into jail, and moderators/staff/knights want to know also. So here is my suggestion; Jail records.

Jail records keep the records of all prisoners when they enter jail and get out. It would include:

Username:
How many times he/she has been in jail:
The last recorded time of being arrested (day and time):
Reason:
How long punishment (How long until release)?:
Who arrested him/her:
(There could be more, you may add if you like)

The command (for everyone) would be /jailrecord (username)

For regular users who cannot access jail, it will only tell them the username, who arrested said person, and when to be released. For staff, it would show all of it.

To arrest someone with the suggested command, it would be in this format: /Arrest (username) (reason) (How long to be in for)

It would automatically show who arrested the person when said staff member/knight arrests someone. There wouldn't be other information for regular users because it might be private information. To edit the record, someone with the power to arrest would say /editrecord (username), and a list would pop up with all the information. Changing the reason and punishment would be the only possible to change. I believe these suggestions would be very helpful, and useful in the future. If I should make any adjustments, please comment below. Thank you for reading!

Here are some awesome flipnotes from fans, I just love them all.



^ Dipper Looks Like An Alien ^



^ Bipper, Eat a Snickers ^

These are absoultely amazing, and if you haven't watched Gravity Falls, DO IT FOR THE AMAZING FAN ARTISTS!! Bye now.

No I ju uh love the air... huh.

It has to be dipper, cuz he is tha awkward playa I am. Plus, Mabel's character isn't really bursting yet, but her time will come














My favorite character is Sparklz, Bill the dream demon's daughter.

You leaked the golden shirt/jersey and got banned. That is not allowed, and I don't think you will get unbanned anytime soon.

Good luck to all the pros! The will be a challenging event between the best of the best. I hope I can make it to the cup.

Roberto didn't even know he was marrying you apparently. Also, where is that like spam button?

Honestly I want to say congratulations, but I can't. Sofie quit, and Roberto basically left. I don't even think Sofie asked. We are not a literal empire. Sofie doesn't even WANT to be married. This is just for Roberto or something, honestly... this wasn't even planned out or expected, because it isn't needed. All I can say is the wedding should be cancelled, because many people disagree with the fact that Sofie left and didn't have a say so in anything. You are just using her. But, if this goes on, congratulations or whatever. This won't turn out well.

I've watched twitch and users that stream sometimes, and I think twitch is fantastic! I am excited to see this progress, I hope this does well!

http://forums.damenspike.com/view/?id=46480 The codes were already found out. Next time, look for these things before posting. The 3rd one leads to the jewel and crown in the moth temple, already known. Anyways, nice theory, but incorrect probably. Look up these things and look on #detectives before posting. You seem like you would be an active detective though in your work.

Dear Administrators and supervisors of the damenball cup and damenball sport, I will be applying for a spot on Team Damen Drake's team for the DSGHQ sport of Damenball.

I will be going by Chelsey's "How to perfect your application" discussion format, and will change some parts of it.

My Username is PenguinDSC, also known as DSC on oldcp. I would like to join Team Drake for the professional teams. Although I am a member of house stag, I believe that I would like to play and serve a great team so we can be the best of the best. My Timezone is EST, so I am able to come to many events and games if necessary. I joined in July of 2013, and I have been here since Damenball started. My experience is being the current world champion, mostly because of my soccer/damenball skills. I started damenball as soon as it came out, and I played the first ever game with a few other players. I was at the first damencup and competed, but wasn't close to winning.

I follow the main qualifications; I know how to play soccer, here and in real life. I played soccer when I was younger, but I don't play today. I am a moderator on these forums, and I have been playing/practicing occasionally when damenball started. Some of my special qualifications are that I am the current World Champion, and that I can click very fast. I know special tactics as to take the ball from another team and how to score a ball. I can quickly change the ball's path with my skills. I can be a help to the team if I work together, and I am very good at teaming with others if I make a strategy.

In conclusion, because of my skills, and qualifications, experience and knowledge, I believe I would make a good addition to the Professional Damenball team, Damen Drake. Thank you for reading, and please comment if you saw any mistakes or this needs any improvement.

Allie wrote on 2nd August 2015 09:30 PM:

You used Pizap right?

Yes I did, I am not a professional, so I use what I can get. I just use pizap, print screen, then paste it to paint, size it, and upload it to prntscr. It's simple, but it makes signatures look great.

Hello everyone! For a while, I will be making signatures, I will make different variations in the future, but for now, I only have signatures. These signatures will cost 40 gold, but if I don't make it in a while, or if you don't like it, then I will cut the cost or make it free. I will not get it to you immediately, but I will get to you soon if you remind me. I will send your order in PM, and you can pay then.

Here is an example of what I make:



It is not the most professional, but I am not the best at the, so cut me some slack.

Order Form (Optional)

This order form will help me get your order straight, and will make it much easier and quicker.

Name:
Specified Background: [Optional]
Favorite Color(s): [If you pick specific colors, then I will try to see what I can do.]
Penguin Picture/Picture/Cutout:
Quotes/Words: [Quotes Optional]
Other:
Tell me if you want your name on the signature or not.

If it is too hard, I will tell you. Tell me if you expect early or you wish to let others get their orders first.

The Channel is #PenguinSigs

I will show all the orders so you can get an idea of what you might want or if you truly want to purchase one. You may order by pm or comment, but make sure to have some sort of form saying what you want. Give me ideas for what I should do in the future also, so I can expand. Thanks for reading, and remember, if you don't like it, I will give you a redo for 20 gold less, or make it free! Bye!