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I'M IN PRISON FOR NO REASON
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4th October 2015, 06:04 PM
Something weird happened to me today. (Story of my everyday life)
I was at home, minding my own business, and some total stranger kicked my door open and entered my house.
All of a sudden, he starts yapping at me, talking about how I was "eating something illegal". I wasn't even eating ANYTHING. He randomly starts shooting me, while wearing shoes that said "no unecessary violence".
He wasn't even a cop, he was a penguin dressed in a knight costume, and I'm pretty sure arresting is the job of police officers, but the world doesn't make sense.
Now, I'm in prison, but thankfully, there's better wifi here, so I decided to make this thread while getting beat up.
Anyway, I'm rotting in cell now, k, bye.
I was at home, minding my own business, and some total stranger kicked my door open and entered my house.
All of a sudden, he starts yapping at me, talking about how I was "eating something illegal". I wasn't even eating ANYTHING. He randomly starts shooting me, while wearing shoes that said "no unecessary violence".
He wasn't even a cop, he was a penguin dressed in a knight costume, and I'm pretty sure arresting is the job of police officers, but the world doesn't make sense.
Now, I'm in prison, but thankfully, there's better wifi here, so I decided to make this thread while getting beat up.
Anyway, I'm rotting in cell now, k, bye.
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The Drama...
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4th October 2015, 05:05 PM
I know I've given this speech way too many times, but this subject is brought up a lot so.
People are always going to be rude, online and offline. It's simply not going to stop. Not today, not in a few weeks, perhaps not ever. And as I've said on numerous occasions, no one can change the mindset of a bully and how they treat others. Authority figures can punish them, but they can't control what they say.
Since we can't change how they act, it's important to change your view on it. Y'know, like, how you respond. And the proper way to respond is by either not responding at all or smiling when they insult you. Life's a car ride and they're the traffic trying to not let you go forward. What you have to do is turn another direction.
With their satisfaction, you don't gain anything, just as much as you don't gain anything from their hate. If you laugh it off, your confidence will be much less likely to drastically decrease than it would if you get upset about it.
(On an unrelated note, I'm sure everyone you mentioned will appreciate this)
People are always going to be rude, online and offline. It's simply not going to stop. Not today, not in a few weeks, perhaps not ever. And as I've said on numerous occasions, no one can change the mindset of a bully and how they treat others. Authority figures can punish them, but they can't control what they say.
Since we can't change how they act, it's important to change your view on it. Y'know, like, how you respond. And the proper way to respond is by either not responding at all or smiling when they insult you. Life's a car ride and they're the traffic trying to not let you go forward. What you have to do is turn another direction.
With their satisfaction, you don't gain anything, just as much as you don't gain anything from their hate. If you laugh it off, your confidence will be much less likely to drastically decrease than it would if you get upset about it.
(On an unrelated note, I'm sure everyone you mentioned will appreciate this)
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Friendship Forever?~Design
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4th October 2015, 04:46 PM
I have like...one or two friends. (Time to say something cheesy you'd see on Tumblr)
But two real friends are better than a thousand fake friends.
But two real friends are better than a thousand fake friends.
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All nighter
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4th October 2015, 04:26 PM
It was last Summer, I was up with Rebecca and some friends that kicked the door open for a "sleep"over without my permission. It was like 4:30 AM, they were all falling asleep watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. So I woke them up by pushing them into the backyard.
While we were in the backyard, in our pajamas, I called 7-11. I told them I was a 9-year-old girl ready to give birth who was craving gatorade and pringles. Somehow, they were actually convinced.
After that, I went back inside, dragged my brother out of bed and downstairs, and took him with us to get ice cream. Still in our pajamas looking like total idiots, which we are. When we got back, it was like 6:30 AM and we all crashed on the living room floor.
So yeah.
While we were in the backyard, in our pajamas, I called 7-11. I told them I was a 9-year-old girl ready to give birth who was craving gatorade and pringles. Somehow, they were actually convinced.
After that, I went back inside, dragged my brother out of bed and downstairs, and took him with us to get ice cream. Still in our pajamas looking like total idiots, which we are. When we got back, it was like 6:30 AM and we all crashed on the living room floor.
So yeah.
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I'm Tomato freakish
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3rd October 2015, 06:30 PM
*Insert 10-hour long story about how I've always been struggling here*
And I've finally figured it out: I'm tomato freakish. I'm romantically attracted to tomatoes.
If I see a tomato, I can't help myself, I just have to take my shirt off and give it a big hug. I've been hiding this because I feared the possibility of everyone having this idea that I'm a weirdo, which I certaintly am.
I'm so ashamed!
Anyway, I hope you guys accept me as that boy crying over tomatoes.
Bye.
And I've finally figured it out: I'm tomato freakish. I'm romantically attracted to tomatoes.
If I see a tomato, I can't help myself, I just have to take my shirt off and give it a big hug. I've been hiding this because I feared the possibility of everyone having this idea that I'm a weirdo, which I certaintly am.
I'm so ashamed!
Anyway, I hope you guys accept me as that boy crying over tomatoes.
Bye.
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That's it, you guys, bye
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2nd October 2015, 11:08 PM
creamyyy wrote on 2nd October 2015 11:07 PM:
TheWeirdWeirdoAce said on 2nd October 2015 11:04 PM:
creamyyy said on 2nd October 2015 10:30 PM:
What other posts are there to read other than this?
Hmmm...none. There are definitely no other currently existing threads to read!
creamyyy said on 2nd October 2015 10:30 PM:
seriously do not leave the dsghq for as long as possible.
This was a joke, I'm not actually going to leave, at least for now. I will however seriously move on from DSGHQ in perhaps a month or two.
yeah ik you were kidding. i was just saying. if you leave the dsghq i will need to read rebecca's post because they are also interesting like yours.
creamyyy said on 2nd October 2015 10:30 PM:
What other posts are there to read other than this?
Hmmm...none. There are definitely no other currently existing threads to read!
creamyyy said on 2nd October 2015 10:30 PM:
seriously do not leave the dsghq for as long as possible.
This was a joke, I'm not actually going to leave, at least for now. I will however seriously move on from DSGHQ in perhaps a month or two.
yeah ik you were kidding. i was just saying. if you leave the dsghq i will need to read rebecca's post because they are also interesting like yours.
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That's it, you guys, bye
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2nd October 2015, 11:04 PM
creamyyy wrote on 2nd October 2015 10:30 PM:
What other posts are there to read other than this?
creamyyy wrote on 2nd October 2015 10:30 PM:
seriously do not leave the dsghq for as long as possible.
Bob wrote on 2nd October 2015 10:32 PM:
Happy October fools day, everyone!!
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That's it, you guys, bye
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2nd October 2015, 09:00 PM
That's it, you guys. I'm done. I'm "quitting" the DSGHQ. Forever. I'm not coming back ever. EEEEVER. This is getting boring, y'know? I'm moving on to the important parts of life. I've grown up and I'm tired of playing this game. I will no longer dedicate any more time to a computer, let alone DSGHQ. Don't expect me to ever come back because I can and I will easily resist the DSGHQ. You guys aren't even a small portion of the importance of my life. I won't even visit. Ok? Ok!
I can't resist the DSGHQ. Umm...turns out I'm coming back to stay. You guys are my everything. I can't leave you. I won't leave you.
I'll just...go ahead and...walk away awkwardly now.
I can't resist the DSGHQ. Umm...turns out I'm coming back to stay. You guys are my everything. I can't leave you. I won't leave you.
I'll just...go ahead and...walk away awkwardly now.
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Add Forum Report Buttons
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2nd October 2015, 08:39 PM
EmmieCat Cute face wrote on 2nd October 2015 08:21 PM:
You copied my idea, -.- thats rude
jAidanm wrote on 2nd October 2015 08:13 PM:
Hello, everyone!
I have been wanting to have a, "Report," button on forum user's profile. Why? So if they do something wrong, you just have to select the, "Report," button, select a reason you are reporting the user, and then it will be submitted with the reported user's name, and user's name that reported it to a moderator for review so they can determine what to do.
Reasons why I think this should be added:
1.) I think this should be added because it can help moderators have an easier job, and they don't have to work as hard.
2.) Another reason I think this should be added is players can notify moderators, and don't have to deal with the situation as much before a moderator notices.
Now, with everything good has SOME THINGS bad. Let's see what are some benefits and some disadvantages.
Disadvantages:
1.) Users can report others for no reason, or not that good of a reason, wich can be a bit annoying to moderators who view the reports
2.) A user can threaten another user that they will report them, wich can make the other user threaten the user that threatened the other user first, thus making it hard to decide who started it, and also creates an argument.
3.) Users can harass other users with it.
4.) Users can report others, like they're moderators, with is annoying to everyone.
Benefits:
1.) Moderators don't have to work AS hard.
2.) Others don't have to be in the situation as much before a moderator stops them
3.) Can notify moderators of the situation early before they notice it.
And that is why I think a, "Report," button should be added.
I have been wanting to have a, "Report," button on forum user's profile. Why? So if they do something wrong, you just have to select the, "Report," button, select a reason you are reporting the user, and then it will be submitted with the reported user's name, and user's name that reported it to a moderator for review so they can determine what to do.
Reasons why I think this should be added:
1.) I think this should be added because it can help moderators have an easier job, and they don't have to work as hard.
2.) Another reason I think this should be added is players can notify moderators, and don't have to deal with the situation as much before a moderator notices.
Now, with everything good has SOME THINGS bad. Let's see what are some benefits and some disadvantages.
Disadvantages:
1.) Users can report others for no reason, or not that good of a reason, wich can be a bit annoying to moderators who view the reports
2.) A user can threaten another user that they will report them, wich can make the other user threaten the user that threatened the other user first, thus making it hard to decide who started it, and also creates an argument.
3.) Users can harass other users with it.
4.) Users can report others, like they're moderators, with is annoying to everyone.
Benefits:
1.) Moderators don't have to work AS hard.
2.) Others don't have to be in the situation as much before a moderator stops them
3.) Can notify moderators of the situation early before they notice it.
And that is why I think a, "Report," button should be added.
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Notifications Idea
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2nd October 2015, 08:35 PM
You can just click on "posts" on their profile and read the posts they've made.
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Heroes gone bad/evil
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2nd October 2015, 07:00 PM
Heroes gone bad.
Apparently, this is bad Spongebob. This "bad" is even less convincing than Michael Jackson was.
Can I point something out? Your answer is irrelevant, I'm going to point something out: Ronald Mcdonald was never a hero to begin with.
That doesn't look very heroic to me!
What's up with these awful results? As if that's a first. Apparently, not being clothed and "exposing" your tongue makes you a bad person. But fangirls are basically Miley Cyrus. They're unfortunately not evil. So why is Miley? Let me explain: 1. They probably and hopefully take showers like everyone else, and they most likely do it without clothes on. 2. A large portion of them fantasize about kissing their idols with tongue.
(Moderators, that's not an app, dogs too kiss with tongue which isn't whatsoever considered inappropriate)
....No one helps me with humor, ok?
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Hating yourself
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2nd October 2015, 04:29 PM
Anyone who hates themselves or is claiming they hate themselves for the sake of getting attention from strangers really need to get slapped into reality. They need to think about how good their life is. There are people who are beaten on a regular basis for horrible reasons (if for any reason) by people they thought loved them. There are people who are struggling to continue living because they don't have many of the things they need in order to survive. And then you have people getting "depressed" over games.
So it's not that their life is sad, it's that their life is amazing but they're ungrateful for it.
Regardless, I liked this. You're a rather kind-hearted person.
So it's not that their life is sad, it's that their life is amazing but they're ungrateful for it.
Regardless, I liked this. You're a rather kind-hearted person.
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Why is this happening?
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1st October 2015, 09:00 PM
Hey guys, girls, legos, snails, penguins, ducks, Sheep, Cheep, Cheep the Sheep.
I don't know what to do anymore. My life has gone from bad to atrocious. I made a thread and that thread was completely ignored. No, likes, no dislikes, no comments, there was no nothing. It's breaking me inside.
Because of this, I undoubtedly have the saddest life in the entire world. There are no animals being slaughtered. There are no homeless people. No deadly illnesses. No blind people. There are no people being physically abused. So yeah, I have the worst life since none of that exists, at least in real life.
Please donate at minimum $8,000,000 dollars to help put an end to my depression. Just pick up your itech 34X and dial 1-800-its-a-scam. It'snot for a good cause.
Thank you. Please dislike and/or comment. Do something to acknowledge this.
Bye guys.
I don't know what to do anymore. My life has gone from bad to atrocious. I made a thread and that thread was completely ignored. No, likes, no dislikes, no comments, there was no nothing. It's breaking me inside.
Because of this, I undoubtedly have the saddest life in the entire world. There are no animals being slaughtered. There are no homeless people. No deadly illnesses. No blind people. There are no people being physically abused. So yeah, I have the worst life since none of that exists, at least in real life.
Please donate at minimum $8,000,000 dollars to help put an end to my depression. Just pick up your itech 34X and dial 1-800-its-a-scam. It's
Thank you. Please dislike and/or comment. Do something to acknowledge this.
Bye guys.
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Ignore button
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1st October 2015, 08:46 PM
I personally like having to ignore things I don't like without being tempted to use a magical button. And there are a loot of things online I ignore. In life, there are plenty of things that need ignoring and there isn't a button there, so sites without an ignore button has helped me, because whenever the time comes offline when there's a situation that I want to ignore and I can't use any button, I am able to do it.
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1st October 2015, 06:35 PM
Question of the day:
It all depends on my amount of business. Traslation: it depends on whether or not I feel like reading. If I reply, I've read them or at least have read comments of my choice. If not, I didn't read any.
Things that are very, very scary. (according to Google) In fact, I'm so scared that I have no reaction to any of these other than enjoyment.
Oh my god, this is so accurate! There really is an ugly beast behind me! Behind me, there's a photograph of some horrifying-looking person named...wait, that's me. Still, this is accurate, I am quite the ugly beast...............
Apparently, this species is scary. It's disgusting both mentally and physically, but scary; no...yes. Very much so. Remember that time someone told you that everyone is beautiful? (everyday) They lied.
If anyone finds this scary, I welcome you to the internet. Now is a good time to leave it. If this is scary, EVERYTHING will be scary. If you watch the wrong videos, you'll even begin to fear cups and chocolate ice cream. I recommend staying confused.
So basically, she crawled out of a tv monitor. Did they ever try getting rid of all of their tv's? What's up with the protagonists in horror movies always having even less common sense than me?
If I say your common sense level is even lower than mine, you know I mean LOW.
Cheers!
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When do you read comments? Sometimes, you claim you're not reading them, but you reply sometimes.
Things that are very, very scary. (according to Google) In fact, I'm so scared that I have no reaction to any of these other than enjoyment.
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By the time you've read this, I'm already behind you."
Apparently, this species is scary. It's disgusting both mentally and physically, but scary; no...yes. Very much so. Remember that time someone told you that everyone is beautiful? (everyday) They lied.
If anyone finds this scary, I welcome you to the internet. Now is a good time to leave it. If this is scary, EVERYTHING will be scary. If you watch the wrong videos, you'll even begin to fear cups and chocolate ice cream. I recommend staying confused.
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She eventually emerges from the screen which causes Noah to fall backwards like a little dummy, frightening her to death?
If I say your common sense level is even lower than mine, you know I mean LOW.
Cheers!
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