The Black Tide

The Black Tide is a criminal and terrorist organization.

Their influence spans over the seas. Their members are mostly kept not secret, because being known is cooler and gives more clout.

Rank Structure

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Pirate King

Pirate Captain

Quartermaster

Deckhand

Crew

Official List of Things BigBone Cannot Do

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While the group is very freedom-based, there are strict restrictions for 'special members' like BigBone.


1. Show up to any party, event, social gathering, and begin killing or beating anyone there.
2. BigBone is under no circumstances, allowed to blow up the moon.
3. BigBone is not allowed to bring explosives into a Dairy Queen.
4. BigBone may not be allowed within 200 meters of a Taco Bell establishment.
5. ANY carrying of explosives, in general, will be prohibited.
6. BigBone is not allowed within 10 meters of a political figure.
7. [REDACTED]
8. BigBone cannot do 7 in any Arby's chains.
- 8a. BigBone is NOT allowed to do 7. for any references to any shows or people
9. BigBone is not allowed near any chemical mixture that could be used to make any pharmaceutical or recreational product.
10. BigBone is not allowed anywhere near an unsupervised infant ages ranged 5-10
-10a. BigBone is not allowed near ANY child under the age of 12, following Incident Adopted
11. BigBone is not allowed near any zoo.
-11a. BigBone will be terminated if he is spotted near any chimpanzee.
12. BigBone is not allowed to be fed during any full moons.
-12a. Even if he begs.
13. BigBone is not allowed to press big red buttons, or any buttons at all.
14. BigBone is not allowed to be on the same island that could be even potentially storing nuclear weapons.
15. BigBone is not allowed to be one nautical mile next to a body of water.
-15a. If a island he is on MANAGES to be smaller than a nautical mile of water, he should not be on that island
16. BigBone is not allowed to celebrate holidays.
17. BigBone is not allowed to be let loose at an unsuspecting Toys. R. Us.
-17a. Please enact Protocol 12-B incase he is spotted near a Babies. R. Us.
18. Under any circumstances, should someone should ask BigBone to pay with cash or credit, he must be put to sleep with a tranquilizer before Gremlin Mode fully kicks in.
-18a. As of 4/9/23, BigBone is no longer allowed to make any financial transactions alone.
19. BigBone is not allowed 5 feet near anyone with left-leaning political ideology.
20. BigBone can not operate any modern military weapon.
-20a. Lightsabers as an exception, HOWEVER this permission may be revoked if another Incident 12-A begins.
21. BigBone is not allowed to joke about any Black Tide plan, to anyone.
22. BigBone is not allowed to operate a wooden club.
23. BigBone is not allowed to have any literature, besides for Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
24. BigBone is not allowed to listen to Taylor Swift.
25. BigBone is not allowed to ask about the Lincoln Division.
26. BigBone is not allowed to drive any of the following cars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_cars
27. BigBone is not allowed to consume poultry no matter the circumstances.
28. BigBone is not allowed to touch grass.
-28a. Even if the people on the internet tell him to.
29. BigBone is not allowed to die.
30. BigBone may not have access to any soup kitchens.
31. BigBone is not allowed near a homeless shelter.
32. BigBone is not allowed to donate to any charities, even for a good cause.
33. BigBone is not allowed near any hospitals, even evil ones.
-33a. Especially children's hospitals, refer to 10a.
34. [REDACTED] under [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] may not [DATA EXPUNGED] under any [REDACTED]
35. "Oh god. Please. Oh god. Save me. I feel the flames of hell."
36. BigBone is not allowed near any portrait of any kind. Refer to "For Damen".
37. BigBone is not allowed near any toilets.
38. BigBone cannot call upon the armies of Hell for any circumstances.
-38a. BigBone is not allowed to recreate OldCP's "Dagor Dagorath."
39. BigBone cannot be given a Bible, Quran, or Torah.
40. BigBone is not allowed on the DSGHQ Forums.
41. BigBone must be euthanized if given a copy of George Orwell's 1984.
42. BigBone is not allowed a German passport.
43. BigBone is not allowed near Foxel unsupervised.
44. BigBone is not allowed to use any online retailer. Please refer to 18a.
45. BigBone is not allowed to consume any Ethopian cuisine.
46. BigBone is not allowed to watch the 'Yo Mama Youtube Channel'.
-46a. Even if he begs.
47. BigBone is not allowed to recieve a formal education.
48. BigBone is not allowed to do an impression of any kind.
-48a. Termination is allowed without Pirate King's permission under this circumstance.
49. BigBone is not to be given any math equation.
-49a. Pray if that happens.
50. BigBone is not allowed to play the game 'Among US' under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
-50a. BigBone has been banned from playing any online game other than 'OldCP'.
51. BigBone is not allowed to come into contact with Lexrocks or Loki.
52. BigBone is not allowed near a woman unsupervised.
-52a. Please refer to 51.
53. BigBone is not allowed to be given near any authority.